librarianpirate:

librariansoul:

mattchew03:

WHY IS THIS SO TRUE?

If you tallied up everything I do on an average day and the amount of time I spend doing them, “Winning Fake Arguments” would probably come out on top. Even over sleeping, surfing the internet and weeping into my coffee.

Guys, the pathetic thing is I tend to lose the fake arguments in the shower.  Because my fake opponents always go straight for the ad hominem attacks.  “Whatever, that I’m right and also you’re ugly.”  And then I get flustered and lose my train of thought and thus the argument.  My fake fighting opponents need to learn to fight fair.

librarianpirate:

librariansoul:

mattchew03:

WHY IS THIS SO TRUE?

If you tallied up everything I do on an average day and the amount of time I spend doing them, “Winning Fake Arguments” would probably come out on top. Even over sleeping, surfing the internet and weeping into my coffee.

Guys, the pathetic thing is I tend to lose the fake arguments in the shower.  Because my fake opponents always go straight for the ad hominem attacks.  “Whatever, that I’m right and also you’re ugly.”  And then I get flustered and lose my train of thought and thus the argument.  My fake fighting opponents need to learn to fight fair.