WHY IS THIS SO TRUE?
If you tallied up everything I do on an average day and the amount of time I spend doing them, “Winning Fake Arguments” would probably come out on top. Even over sleeping, surfing the internet and weeping into my coffee.
Guys, the pathetic thing is I tend to lose the fake arguments in the shower. Because my fake opponents always go straight for the ad hominem attacks. “Whatever, that I’m right and also you’re ugly.” And then I get flustered and lose my train of thought and thus the argument. My fake fighting opponents need to learn to fight fair.
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BAHAHA. How spot on is this? :)
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singing Thumbelina…and talking to important actors…
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I’M SO GLAD. I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOES THIS.
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WINNING FAKE ARGUMENTS IS THE BEST!
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I’m not one for graph jokes but
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Ellen does something similar to this in one of her old stand up routines…I wonder if I can find it…
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My 20 minute showers would be so much shorter if I stopped trying to think of thinking of an inoffensive but polite way...
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HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO IN THE SHOWER!!!
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So nice that it’s not just me…
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